Momma Bear and Poppa Bear are getting a divorce, and Baby Bear ends up in family court, where the judge deliberates over his custody.
"I will send you to live with Momma Bear." The judge says.
"No!" Baby Bear pleads, "I don't want to live with her. She's mean and beats me!"
"Hm..." Replies the judge, "I shall send you to live with Poppa Bear then."
"No!" Replies Baby Bear, "Poppa's awful angry, and he beats me too!"
After thinking for several seconds, the judge has his solution. He bangs his gavel.
"You will live with the Chicago Bears." The judge quips, "They can't beat anybody."
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