News!

Again, apology for the lack of posting, but I found the part of this story about Herman Johnson to be incredibly funny. Largest live birth in the entire state of Louisiana? I find this hard to believe, considering everyone down there eats buckets of fried stuff for breakfast. This is Mardi Gras country! Were his dad's sperm half-a-gram each? Regardless, pound for pound, he's probably make a great pro OG, if he's not too slow. But honestly, if the Lions do draft him, they'll need to make sure he doesn't swallow the football and wash it down with the entire Gatorade bucket when nobody's watching.

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Also, it's a couple days old, but Steelers kicker Jeff Reed, who is notorious for drinking, womanizing, and having pictures of his private parts on the internet, is at it again, this time for vandalizing a restroom at a gas station. Reed, probably intoxicated (although the article doesn't state so), became infuriated that the paper towel dispenser was empty, upon which he proceeded to whoop its ass. There are too many terrible towel jokes already, so I'll abstain. Gosh, I miss the days when the kickers were the guys who went home after the games to read sci-fi novels and get nagged by their wives! If they even had wives, that is; who wants to date a kicker?

More off-season/scouting combine/draft news to come; I promise!