Thoughts on the BCS National Championship

A) Without Colt McCoy, the Texas Longhorns are, for the most part, a pile o' junk. After being hurt on the fifth play, Backup QB Garrett Gilbert Gilbert Garrett Gilbert Gottfried threw four interceptions, all but handing the Tide the game. 

B) Did anyone else find the first three quarters of this game to be exceptionally boring? This game was so boring that my friend Judy updated Facebook and practiced her golf swing in her apartment during the boringest of the boring bits, and my friend Eric (football fan and avid reader) and myself came up with a comprehensive list of things more exciting than the national championship, including but not limited to:

-Re-shingling the house

-Credit card statements

-Collecting hair

-Waxing one's elbows

-Cleaning the toilet (or was it refrigerator?)

-Measuring the height of one's grass

-Watching solvent evaporate in chemistry lab

-Painting the den

Feel free to add your own in the comments!

C) Ok, maybe I won't gripe about Mark Ingram winning the Heisman anymore.