Oh jeez.

Yep. It's true. Just days after the Patriots won a game without Randy Moss catching a single pass, the Pats have shipped the disgruntled wideout back to Minnesota in return for a third-round draft pick. (ESPN Boston)

Good news for the Vikings, who find themselves desperately thin at the WR position. It's rumored that the Patriots are trying to acquire equally disgruntled wideout Vincent Jackson (now with bonus contract holdout!) from the San Diego Chargers. Another smart move, as V-Jax clearly isn't getting what he wants from the brass in San Diego and the Patriots need a deep ball threat, thus qualifying him to play in Foxboro. 

Meanwhile, after the Bears absolutely imploded against the Giants on Sunday Night (yours truly turned it off at halftime), they cut struggling defensive end Mark Anderson (who was a star as a rookie). In his stead, they picked up 32-year-old Charles Grant, who was cut by both the Saints and Dolphins, and most recently released by a UFL team. Which apparently qualifies him to play in Chicago. The sound you hear is my snarky little eyeballs rolling back in my head.