Talk About Busted Coverage

This suitably disturbing story came to me this afternoon. (NCAA Fanhouse) Apparently, there's more trouble out in Oregon, only this time, with Oregon State. On early Sunday morning, police in Corvallis, Oregon received a call from a woman who reported a young man was trespassing in the second floor of her home. The young man in question? Oregon State offensive lineman Tyler Patrick Thomas, who was drunk out of his skull and wearing nothing but, uh, his birthday jersey. When authorities arrived, Thomas reportedly assumed a three-point stance and charged the cops. He was subsequently charged with a taser, (and with trespassing, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest), and booted from the football team. 

The only way this could have possibly been funnier is if the guy were a tight end.