Halftime

So I'm watching the Hall of Fame game and it's just after recess. Truth be told, for the first NFL showing of the 2011 season, it's an incredibly boring game. We saw about three minutes of first-team players, and then the backups came out. The Cowboys Lite are flying all over the field and can't get it in the end zone for whatever reason. They're now running a three-receiver set because their two backup tight ends are injured. Literally, they're out of tight ends except for Jason Witten and some guy whose name is, I kid you not, Scott Sicko. The Junior Varsity Bengals aren't doing anything at all beyond moving the ball five inches at a time, punting, and accumulating more penalty yards than actual yards of offense. Highlights: near-constant cameras on Owens and Ochocinco, who are standing around on the sidelines looking like they're up to no good.