Another One Bites the Dust: The University of South Florida (#24), who made this blog earlier this season for their upset of Florida State (in which they shanked two field goals and still won the game), marched up to New Jersey to take on 6-2 Rutgers. The first thing I learned in reading about this game was that the Rutgers team actually has a name. I had just assumed that they were simply called "Rutgers" (as in "Who is USF playing this weekend? Uh, the Rutgers...erm, Rutgers.") They're called the Scarlet Knights, and up against the Bulls, they blocked a punt, forced four turnovers and multiple quarterback changes, held USF to less than 160 yards of total offense, and done what no team has done to them in regular season play in their entire history - they shut them out, 31-0. Goodness gracious, these guys are more defensive than me while driving on the interstate! (Some fun stats c/o ESPN)
(Yeah. USF is still seeing red after being blanked by the Scarlet Nights for the first time in program history. Source: AP, Mel Evans.)
That's Not A Very Christian Thing To Do: There's a heck of a lot of hullaballoo over Texas Christian University's Horned Frogs. They're undefeated, first, and second, everyone wonders what point they were trying to prove on Saturday by all but running the 8-1 Utah Utes out of the Lone Star State. In this 55-28 blowout, the Horny Toads ran up the score by having five different people run the ball into the end zone: four (Tucker, Kerley, Hicks, and Wesley) on offense, and one (Carder) on defense. Another fun fact: Despite its name, the horned frog (or horned toad, as it applies to TCU and not South American horned frogs) is a reptile, not an amphibian, and is the state reptile of both Texas and Wyoming. Second and One imagines what it would be like if more schools named their teams after their state reptiles. The Massachusetts Garter Snakes! The Oklahoma Collared Lizards! The Michigan Painted Turtles (although Michigan is slow and sluggish enough to make this one actually appropriate!)
Well whatever it is, Lee Corso puts it on his head every Saturday morning. Source: Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.
Fresh From The Bakery: Oh, those North Carolina Tar Heels. Staging upsets left and right! And oh, those Miami Hurricanes, who keep being upset! On Saturday, U-M QB Jacory Harris threw four interceptions, three of which were caught by UNC Cornerback Kendric Burney. And for the second time this season, UNC Kicker Casey Barth sent up the game-winning three points as the clock ticked toward the end. I can't help wonder what happened to Harris, though. College players often boast of being in communication with NFL stars: Purdue QB Joey Elliot is frequently texted by another famous Boilermaker who shall go unnamed beyond stating that he is currently playing somewhere in Louisiana. Did Harris get a call from Jay Cutler?
Dumb, Daft Defenses, College Edition: Ohio State and Iowa! The evenly-matched powerhouses of the Big Ten squared off for a Rose Bowl berth on Saturday evening. Beginning the 4th quarter tied at ten apiece, a flurry of scoring ensued in the last regulation period, complete with the Hawkeyes running back a kickoff and OSU missing a field goal - all of the zany insanity one would expect to see from a match like this. With seven minutes remaining and OSU up by seven, the Buckeye defense appeared to have the Hawks pinned on their own side of the field. Rushes for losses, incomplete passes - all of the zany insanity one would expect to see from a match like this. On third and four, the defense was roaring for a big stop. But OSU jumped offsides - giving Iowa an instant first down! And six plays later, the Hawkeyes tied the game. It's a moot point as OSU won anyway, but had Iowa petered out to a punt, it could have been accepted that Terrelle Pryor et al. would have simply been able to bleed the clock dry for the remaining five minutes and avoid overtime.
It Cleans! It Freshens! It Deodorizes, and Removes Even the Nastiest of Stains!: Here's a pair of thought questions. What do you call a player who records a passing, rushing, and receiving touchdown all in the same game? Answer: Clemson senior RB C.J. Spiller. On the other hand, what do you call a 4-5 team that squibs three kickoffs short in attempt to keep the ball away from this guy, including kicking a duck only six yards when they were already losing? Answer: 4-6.
...It organizes your shoes! It fits under your bed! It's only $19.95! In our salute of ridiculously overperforming players, let's take a look at Central Michigan's Dan LeFevour. When talking about dual-threat quarterbacks, a lot of names come to mind. Juice Williams. Tim Tebow. Terelle Pryor. These guys give you more options than an open buffet. Of course, nobody will think to look under the table. Out of the MAC conference, LeFevour passed for two touchdowns, both over 30 yards, and ran for four, including three in the second quarter alone. LeFevour now has 45 rushing touchdowns in his possession, as well as the school's record. The NCAA has actually has certain rules against deceiving opponents by having players deliberately switching numbers or positions. They might want to head up to Mount Pleasant to investigate this one!
CMU staged an epically Fevourous rout of embattled Toledo. Source: Tim Fitzgerald, CMU Athletics.
...It Slices! It Dices! It makes Julienne Fries! We can't have a discussion about running backs who single-handedly run up the score without mentioning Ole Miss' Dexter McCluster, who ran for 282 yards and four scores against the Tennessee Volunteers. Where the heck were Tennessee's linebackers in this maddening, 25-point McClusterfarking in Mississippi? Second and One offers some suggestions:
a) Back in Tennessee
b) Georgia
c) In Louisiana, trying to stop the Saints
That's all for now, sports fans. Tomorrow: To the pros!
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