Friday, September 3, 2010

Your 2010 Fighting Nucleophiles Are...

Starting, barring anything catastrophic happening:

QB: Tom Brady (NE) (Stupendous #1 pick)
RB #1: Shonn Greene (NYJ) (Probably low-end #1, because he'll be trading some carries with LaTurfToe ComPlainian LaDanian Tomlinson)
RB #2: Chris "Beanie" Wells (ARI) (Good pick, they don't have much else in terms of offense now that Leinart is apparently having a falling out with Ken Whisenhunt)
WR #1: Wes Welker (NE) (I said, "barring anything catastrophic happening").
WR #2: Donald Driver (GB) (Not bad, considering there's a lot of spreading the love in Green Bay and Driver is made of teflon and can catch everything.)
WR #3: Bernard Berrian (MIN) (Also not bad, considering Rice is out for at least seven weeks and Harvin's still barfing from migraines.)
TE: Dallas Clark (IND) (I will never start the wrong tight end again. Q.E.D.)
K: Robbie Gould (CHI) (Always a safe bet, considering field goals are the Bears' sole offensive sustenance)
D/ST: New Orleans Saints (Delightfully pick-happy secondary, but also a bit low-end #1, I hope Darren Sharper gets well soon)

On the Bench:

QB: Donovan McNabb (WAS) (Why he didn't go sooner, I have no idea)
WR: Demaryius Thomas (DEN) (Denver claims he's like Brandon Marshall.)
WR: Laurent Robinson (STL) (Now the Rams' #1 WR after Donnie Avery screwed himself up)
RB: Laurence Maroney (RB) (What? I needed another running back.)
TE: Jeremy Shockey (NO) (And this just made me feel dirty.)
D/ST: Miami Dolphins (A whole bunch of Mr. Irrelevants.)

Not a terrible draft, not a great one - sort of middle-of-the-road. 

Tomorrow and the coming week: Kollege Kickoff, NFL trivia, and my annual pilgrimage to Soldier Field approaches!

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