Good Heavens

Today's completely rideekulous college football score: Michigan survives Illinois in triple overtime in the highest-scoring game of the season. 67-65. 132 points. Six turnovers. 1,237 total yards of offense. Good gravy, these guys are more offensive than the way my trash currently smells. Someone told me earlier this season "Michigan has no defense." Whoever said this: I believe you know. 

Oh. And a few more interesting facts about this game. This also the most points ever scored in a Big 10 et al. conference game. And the last time Michigan played Illinois in basketball, the score was only 51-44. Out-freakin'-rageous.