Now this is ridiculous.

ESPN reports tonight that Chicago LB Lance Briggs has supposedly injured his hand...

...He cut himself shaving with a straight-edge razor. 

I have three things to say about this event, which gives the term "cutting players" a whole new meaning:

a) Good thing the Bears drafted another LB, huh?

b) There are months until season play starts again. Unless his hand is now a festering mass of gangrene that needs to be lopped off at the elbow, I don't see how this is even news, because everyone cuts themselves shaving eventually;

c) Who the heck shaves with a straight-edge anymore, Sweeney Todd?

Oy.