Cat-astrophic

If anyone should have been prowling around for a quarterback after last season's mortifying playoff choke, maybe it should've been the Carolina Panthers. Alas, I am now informed that they have given Jake Delhomme a five-year extension. Supposedly, the Big Black Cats are 54-33 when Delhomme starts, and 6-10 when he sits. Now, barring the obvious "that's not a large enough sample pool to statistically judge Delhomme's performance" beeswax for the latter stat, his statement that "[...] last year was a good year that ended terribly" is the Understatement of the Year and it's not even May.

Fortunately, for us bloggers, another possible half-a-decade left to make fun of someone is a blessing from the comedy gods. 

Not so much for the Panthers, methinks.