This is Officially Ridiculous.

As an addendum to yesterday's entry (and because there's else nothing in the news that wouldn't overload the already bulging Dossier O' Dumbassery), let's look at the chronology of the Titans' cringe-worthy crescendo thus far:

Team plays with the intensity of limp asparagus most of season > QB in hot water for decking a guy at a strip joint > RB whines endlessly about his contract > LB suspended four games on suspicion of using banned substances > chaos erupts at practice, complete with flying helmets and unsettling notion that WR and CB hate each other > Rookie DE arrested for speeding and driving with a suspended license > sinkhole opens at LP field, revealing greater problems, possibly not covered by insurance...

And now backup QB Chris Simms was arrested early yesterday morning in Manhattan on suspicion of driving while under the influence of marijuana - while his pregnant wife was in the car with him. (AP/ESPN) Three days before the anniversary of Steve McNair's death (the circumstances of which will not be investigated further, if I forgot to mention this above.

I seriously cannot make this stuff up. If Jeff Fisher doesn't commit hara-kiri within 48 hours, I'll send all of Tennessee a fruit basket. Or maybe steak.