Portmanteau!

One of the more amusing devices in the English language (and I'm sure they're in other languages too) is the portmanteau; the mutual adulteration of two or more words. For example, spork is the hybrid of spoon and fork. I was in a chat room last night commenting on the Steelers/Chargers game, and an anonymous poster commented on the possibility of a "Steagles" Superbowl, with the term being the portmanteau of (of course) "Steelers" and "Eagles." I began thinking to myself "which NFC/AFC Superbowl combination (or 3-team combo) would give the funniest-sounding portmanteau?" And the results of this mental experiment are posted below:

Titans/Packers = Titanickers

Cardinals/Ravens = Cravens

Dolphins/Panthers = Dolphanthers

Chargers/49ers = Charty Niners!

Browns/Seahawks = Breahawks

Vikings/Jaguars/Cardinals 3-way: Carjackings

Chiefs/Bucs = Chuccaneers

Bengals/Eagles = Beagles

Carolina/Oakland = Pant-Raiders

Baltimore/Atlanta = Balcons

Saints/Texans = Saxans

Bengals/Redskins = Skinning a cat

Detroit/Cincinnati/Chicago 3-way = "Lions and Tigers and Bears!"

Houston/Indianapolis = "Save a horse, ride a cowboy"

(Violation of rules, but) Green Bay/New York = Green Giants

Can you come up with your own?